On Hold

No one's got the time to read

the bull shit on your facebook feed

the pictures of your friday night,

with boyfriend close (post-jealous fight)

I'm sure you think we envy all,

when Europe pics creep up on your wall

of Paris, London, and Zhengzhou

You're quick to say you worked for it too

I cannot take one more single post of

which Friends character you identify with most

my fingers curl into tight little fists

when i see you've posted another buzzfeed list

you post too much, please rest assured

that your musings are really quite absurd

and if you chance to type again

please do me a favor and

unfriend.

Oh wait, I see the button now

why wait for you, i'll take my bow

it's been nice to track your fitness goals

i hope you get a job with your practice from the poles

ill say adieu, though that makes me sound dense

why pretend we were ever more than

silly facebook friends.