Pirate Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite hydrocarbon?

Heptane, because it has the seven C's.

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

Rrrrr, you say? Nope.

You would think it might be r, but really, a pirate's true love be the c.

Why does a pirate never change their OTP?

Because a captain always goes down with their ship.