Jawn - It’s a Philly thing

John wasn’t looking forward to the day

He needed to ride the 10:15 jawn into town to buy a new jawn

His other jawn had been destroyed in the flooding after Hurricane Don

John had loved that jawn

Mom always said “There’s no use crying over spilt jawn” so John left his jawn to go down to the jawn stop

John found jawn rides tiring. He yawned just thinking about it

About a mile from town, the jawn stopped.

The jawn driver announced that one of the jawns had blown but HQ was sending a new jawn

Anyone who stayed for the new jawn would get a jawn for free jawn rides for the rest of the jawn as compensation

John knew it would be easy to walk but Mom always said “A free jawn is nothing to yawn at” so he waited.

When he finally got to town he went to the jawn and bought a new jawn

The new jawn was more modern and had more features than the old jawn, but John still missed the old jawn. He made a lot of memories with that jawn.

It was a nice day, so John decided to visit the jawn before going home

There was a jawn vendor in front of the jawn, so John bought two hot jawns then found a jawn in the jawn where he could sit in the shade of some jawns while enjoying the beauty of the jawn shining in the jawn.

He rested awhile on the jawn after he’d eaten his jawns, then got up to catch the jawn home.

All in all he thought, not a bad day after all