Rusty Carr’s Greatest Hits - The Night My Cousin Left Me

(Tune of Family Tradition by Hank Williams Jr.)

My ole Hill Country family

Has always been so close to me

But lately some of my kinfolk

Has disowned my woman and me

I guess it's because

My love life took a new direction

Me and my cousin went and used

My full on erection

So don't ask me Rusty why do you drink

Rusty why do you do coke

Why must you ask all your friends for a toke

If you lost the love I had

You might just understand me

So I'm stayin' stoned and livin' all alone

Since the night my cousin left me

I am very proud

That we shared a family name

Though most of my relations

Is ashamed to say the same

Stop and think about it

Put yourself in my position

If you had seen the view of her caboose

Would you have wasted that erection

So don't ask me Rusty why do you drink

Rusty why do you do coke

Why must you ask all your friends for a toke

If you lost the love I had

You might just understand me

So I'm stayin' stoned and livin' all alone

Since the night my cousin left me

I surely loved that lady

Even though she was my kin

And even though my Mama

Told me we was livin' in sin

But when she couldn't take it

She moved out of our habitation

She run away from home and left me all alone

With my ragin' erection

So don't ask me Rusty why do you drink

Rusty why do you do coke

Why must you ask all your friends for a toke

If you lost the love I had

You might just understand me

So I'm stayin' stoned and livin' all alone

Since the night my cousin left me