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poeman in Comedy

Rusty Carr’s Greatest Hits - Pass The Damn Jug

(Tune of Livin' On Love by Alan Jackson)

A couple brats and chicken wings

Makes me smile and makes me sing

With just that I don't need a thing

Pass the damn jug

You can sit and sip a while

'Cause I'm acquitted in my trial

And they had to close my file

Pass the damn jug

Pass the damn jug I'm in my prime

A few sips more and we're all feelin' fine

We gotta chug 'fore we run outta time

Pass the damn jug

A good party and lots a drinkin'

Leads to smiles and not much thinkin'

You gotta be tough or you'll rot your gut

Pass the damn jug

We start to dance and start to swing

I'm goin' blind can't see a thing

Holy hell that juice can sting

Pass the damn jug

I need just one sip more

After that I hit the floor

Just drag me out through yonder door

Pass the damn jug

Pass the damn jug I'm in my prime

A few sips more and we're all feelin' fine

We gotta chug 'fore we run outta time

Pass the damn jug

A good party and lots a drinkin'

Leads to smiles and not much thinkin'

You gotta be tough or you'll rot your gut

Pass the damn jug

Yeah you gotta be tough or you'll rot your gut

Pass the damn jug