Challenge
What is the "best-worst" line you've ever written?
A line with all the poetry of a screaming raccoon. Maybe a snippet of dialogue, maybe a can of metaphor-worms. Could be funny, or dumb, or just plain sad. Interpret however you wish. I'll be posting mine if you'd like to use that as a reference.
Bunk Bed
“I sleep under your bed every night.”
It’s a bunk bed joke I came up with.