Challenge
What is the "best-worst" line you've ever written?
A line with all the poetry of a screaming raccoon. Maybe a snippet of dialogue, maybe a can of metaphor-worms. Could be funny, or dumb, or just plain sad. Interpret however you wish. I'll be posting mine if you'd like to use that as a reference.
Taco Bell Blues
"His mere presence was enough to part the crowds of people like Taco Bell parting an unsuspecting victim's asshole to make way for the flood."