Sweet As Candy

Chase down your tawdry gifts

Wrap them in a heart shaped box

Most importantly remember this

Tomorrow candy is half off

Get a restaurant reservation

Slip on your fancy clothes

Overspend on your evening

I'll be eating sloppy joes

Break your feet in high heels

Get strangled by to tight ties

I'll be wearing warm pajamas

Then I'll down my favorite pie

Go on have your holiday fun

I'm sure you'll have a good time

Me I'm going to bed real early

So I can hit the half-off candy line