Is this invitation tongue in cheek?

Has your sense of adventure quite taken its leave of thee?

Then I’m afraid I must insist you stay awhile with me.

Carve a cavernous appetite for things amatory.

Now, pack your bags. Pick up your feet. It’s time you take your leave.

Yes, pick up pace. Feed your esprit. We’re on to things naughty.

We’ll spend a carnal evening living un-vicariously.

Delight in sensual acts the likes of which you’ve never seen.

Come quick because the climax will not wait indefinitely.