You wake up in a coffin. The only sound is the muffled response from your cries hitting the walls mere inches away. As the suffocation lights your chest on fire, you think of a funny joke.

Oh man.

*Farts*

"Haha... oh man. If people heard that fart, they'd be like... 'wow, that fart sounded like a special effects fart!', and if like, all the fart sound effects on keyboards, and in the movies, all disappeared, they'd be like, 'Hadrianus' butt. He'll save the day. Hahaha, man, then they'd be like 'Hay-dree-ahn-us', more like Hay-dree-A-nuhss! Can you please fart into the mic?! haha get it because- oh fuck. OH SHIT! NO! AH! AH IT'S SO BAD AND ITS CONSUMING THE REST OF THE OXYGEN! AHHHHHH! OH FUCK, I'M DYING, I DON'T WANNA DIE BY FART! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"