I Wish I Were In Dixie

Oh, I'm singing country western

promising to Walk the Line.

I Wish I Were in Dixie Tonight

But She’s Out of Town.

All my friends I telephone

say Here’s a Quarter, Call

Someone Who Cares.

I tried to tell my girlfriend, Dixie,

Get Your Tongue Outa My Mouth

Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye.

I Fell in a Pile of You

And Got Love All Over Me.

She Made Toothpicks

Out of the Timber of My Heart.

She Had Velcro Arms

And Teflon Heart.

But I Don’t Believe My Heart

Can Stand Another You

Even though I Can’t Stop

Loving You

I tell my buddies

Thank God and Greyhound

She’s Gone.

But I’m sitting here alone

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend

And I Sure Do Miss Him.

So I wish Dixie was still In Town.