Translated At Last

Scientists and archeologists have for decades been puzzled by the ancient cave writings of Ubetyerassastan. Long believed to be a curse placed upon whomsoever should finally decipher their true meaning. In the late 1940's famed theologian and bare faced liar I.C. Noships commented that the construction of the symbols predated the founding of Egypt, this was exposed later that same year as (quote) Utter Fucking Bullshit (unquote), by his Brother, Professor Anklebiter, the reclusive Austrian genius.

Since then many theories have came and went. However, more recent attempts to offer meaning to this age old puzzle have come to fruition after a 5 year old girl from Natland correctly identified the symbols as being Scrabble letter blocks lost during the Great Upheaval Of 1940's Tibet.

Apparently.