Easily Amused

Stop me if you've heard this one...

How is life like toilet paper?

....wait. Give me a sec. Can't really focus.

Is it...spread yourself too thin and end up covered with...no.

People don't care unless you're not around...? That can't be right...

Wait.

You're either on a roll or taking shit from someone!

Yeah, that's it...

Heh...I'll tell that one to Papa..