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Facing Your Greatest Fear
Submit your top 3 tips to humorously help others face and overcome their greatest fears. The one who makes me laugh out loud the most wins. Any format.
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How to Overcome Your Fear of Toads

When in fear (especially of toads)

1. Step back slowly. If the toad flinches, be ready to...

2. Run. Slowly for awhile but if the toad persists and faces you...

3. RUN FASTER! Just get away from that place as much as possible and never look back!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, YOU NITWIT! Run so it catch up on you and you are at a safe place back again to walk towards your destination.