It’s blue, ok!?

January is justifiably red. "No, it's blue!"

According to who? You're colorblind! "hey...

New year, new me, amirite?"

Ubiquitously wherever you go: still colorblind. "What does tha-

a-a-achoo." Are you allergic? "Yes." To what?

"Red January-"

"You're both wrong... it's yellow"