...it can prolly teach you chemistry quite well, at any rate...

I am a student encumbered by flesh,

To transcend the flesh is my singular wish.

So happily, skippily, pop-pop those pills

right down my fat gullet, pop-pop them I will!

Pop-pop them I shall, for some Chaucer and Plato!

The light-purple pill teaches me all 'bout tomatoes.

So are they a veggie, or are they a fruit?

I only eat pills now, so that point's quite moot.

This funny-shaped pill might teach me DNA--

only, I've hit my limit of pills for today.

It fills me with grief and it fills me with sorrow

to put off pop-popping that pill 'til tomorrow...

So TEACHERS-- to fill all our hearts with ELATION,

Bring out them PILLS-- let's pop-pop EDUCATION!