Quotes from random children

Oooo this is such a fun challenge! I happen to have quite a few quotes because I save them in little notes whenever I hear a kid at a restaurant discussing adding to the conversation or a toddler in line at the grocery store playing with their sibling. Among my favorites are:

"I wasn't chicken... I was just running away."

"I would be a good homeless person."

"Holding farts is painful."

"Yeah, it's mama's hair; it's grey."

"I broke the door down with my rad muscles, my BULGING muscles!"

"Tomorrow we be dogs."

"It's because you don't listen to me like I'm a bug."

"Now I feel like a real man."

"You're a squid's mouth claw."

"Feel my tongue; it's already sweating."

"You're not foolin' anyone super white, super blonde cheerleader girl."

"It's hard to write in ketchup, ok?"

"Is that a headless baby?"