Boredddd

-Indulge in some madness

-Piece together how to get away with murder

-Try to do a flip and ultimately fail

-Repeatedly throw my pillow into the wall and have a wrestling match with my teddy bear

-Talk to myself because why go mad alone when I've got me and I, too?

-Screech like a banshee

-Write about how much I want to screech like a banshee but won't because societal convention dictates that's "weird"

-Imagine the clothes I would wear to my funeral, to my suicide, if the love of my life married someone else, if I were to meet Death for the first and last time, to burn some shit

-Go on a me date because what's better than an enemies-to-lovers arc with your greatest rival

-Write about boredom till my ears bleed

-Bite my arm (affectionately)

-Bite a book (for fun)

Chew paper (educational purposes, it's been many years and I've forgotten the taste of literature, smells like a good idea though doesn't it?)

-Reenact my death, blood gushing everywhere and make up the most silly last words I'll probably never get to say

-Wonder what my life would be if I could be and do anything, then run towards that life like a mad person

Anything. The world is your oyster. Go eat at a restaurant or drink some water or eat mud or lick a tree. Maybe I'm a little mad right now. I guess I'm kind of bored, too :) be a dinosaur for a while rawrrr raaaaaaa