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Laugh-tastic Poetry!
Read the instructions carefully…. You must make me chuckle through a witty poem. Here are the parameters…. 1.) All poems must be in ABAB rhyme scheme. 2.) Poems should not be over 10 stanzas (4 lines per stanza). 3.) Keep it appropriate (no dirty humor) *Poems outside of the parameters will not be judged*
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dianetex in Comedy

Nothing Funny

It seemed like it had gone on forever

In a flash it was done

Will the Red and the Blue ever come together

Some I voted for won

I am happy to say

No more commercials of Lt Gov Dan Patrick in his "mom jeans"

Looking at some of the winners list I'm just really going to pray

I'm not a one party person by any means

I look at the candidates and go from there

I vote both ways

I have to tell you with the all the hate commercials my nerves were starting to wear

Some of these candidate's behaviors leave me in a complete daze

I have to admit one politician this week brought a smile to face

Please know I don't condone violence

For it there is no place

But seeing Ted Cruz being flipped off, booed and ducking a beer can made sense.

I wished he would have stayed in his country of birth

or even stayed in Cancun while we froze

To him his constituents have no real worth

And more and more a growing group of how constituents feel about him truly shows

I hope your cities, states and our country prosper greatly

No matter who got in I want them to do well because then we will do well

I hope the mudslinging and name calling give in to a behavior more stately

Enjoy this brief pause because way too soon we will be back in election hell.