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Laugh-tastic Poetry!
Read the instructions carefully…. You must make me chuckle through a witty poem. Here are the parameters…. 1.) All poems must be in ABAB rhyme scheme. 2.) Poems should not be over 10 stanzas (4 lines per stanza). 3.) Keep it appropriate (no dirty humor) *Poems outside of the parameters will not be judged*
Valtunk in Comedy

Finaly they needed, called for face of beauty mine

told me I'm one only able make to do heroid deed

ordered standing, like a stone, staring into wine

Asked "Why?" "Because its vinegar we badly need."