Fair

Fair is a hot gal with high

Standards of quality:

She admires herself, and claims

Equality.

When she walks down the hood,

Everybody whistles at her, "wheet whooo!"

Her softness and appealing image are

On everyone's mind. Everyone likes Fair.

Fair met this rich man

And left the boy who loved

Her; before she knew he

Had cheated on her.

The boy thought that was

Unfair, but she was quite certain

That he didn't deserve her.

O Fair, O Fair

Fair doesn't like parties...

But she dances on every national

Stage and appears on TV.

Fair shakes left, Fair shakes right,

And everybody applauds her.

O Fair, O Fair

Fair carries the cross while

Going to war and shoots

At the bad guys;

Before they shoot her.

The bad guys draw her

Name on the flag

And shoot back at her,

And both chanting...

O Fair, O Fair

Fair spins around

The globe, singing,

"am Fair, am Fair"

And no one listens to her,

But when she walks down

The hood━ everyone whistles

At her, "wheet whooo!"

Oh... that poor Fair.