The Discovery of Porn

First off, I think we can pretty much agree porn has been in vogue for what seems forever. From the black and white short movies of the 1920's, the two-minute reels, to playing cards with suggestive poses to the hardcore movies that held people spellbound and eager to get home to try that "airplane spin" or whatever it is called. The hanging basket from the ceiling sold in the thousands and it wasn't to hold flowers but rather, your female partner. basically, porn has been around for centuries. But let me get to the long and the short of this.

About sixteen years ago, i discovered porn on the internet by way of a typo. i was looking for a brand of corn syrup and when I hit enter, I was inundated with pop-ups galore. Instead of corn I type in porn. The funny part about this is that my wife, at the time, walked into the study the same time this took place, took one look at what was on the screen, then looked at me and said, "Honey, what hell?" Then I explained what happened and she laughed saying, "Baby, I have all the syrup you'll ever need."

She wasn't lying.