Falling Asleep Thoughts

     Hmm. Since fruit is like a tree baby, I wonder if trees cry when you eat their fruit. I mean, moms would cry if their babies got eaten. Wait, no, that's not right. It would be the tree's ovaries we eat. Huh.

     Maybe the reason you never see baby pigeons is because ALL of the pigeons are actually baby pigeons and there's just one master pigeon the size of a whale.

     Another weird thought. What if soda cans are alive and when you pop one open you're really just snapping it's neck and drinking its blood in front of its whole family.

     And to top that off, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz