Prose Challenge of the Week #16: Write your eulogy in no more than 50 words. The winner will be chosen based on a number of criteria, this includes: fire, form, and creative edge. Number of reads, bookmarks, and shares will also be taken into consideration. The winner will receive $100, When sharing to Twitter, please use the hashtag #ProseChallenge

Ashes to Ashley

A coffee addicted, minivan driving woman was taken to her final resting place today. Her ashes were spread among the aisles of the her treasured place of peace, Target. She loved her family and American Express. Her spirit will ascend hearing these last words, "clean up Ashley's ashes aisle 7".