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Prose Challenge of the Week #16: Write your eulogy in no more than 50 words. The winner will be chosen based on a number of criteria, this includes: fire, form, and creative edge. Number of reads, bookmarks, and shares will also be taken into consideration. The winner will receive $100, When sharing to Twitter, please use the hashtag #ProseChallenge
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Ding Dong!

Ding dong the bitch

is dead

Which old bitch?

This old bitch

Ding dong the bitchy bitch is dead!!

Wake up - she's brain dead

Clap your hands

Put her to rest

Celebrate the bitchy bitch is dead!!

Ding dong the merry-oh

The bitch will never bitch again

She's CROAKED!!!