Recipe for Me

For me, you will need the following ingredients;

1 large sack of imagination

3 jars of childishness

6 teaspoons of vim

1 pinch of vigour

8 ounces of bile

Method;

Mix the childishness and the vim together until you have a fine paste.

Add the imagination and set aside for sixty two years to prove.

Gently knead the bile into the mixture and place aside for one hour to allow the mixture to rest.

Take the mixture and with a large rolling pin, bash it repeatedly until it yields with a heavy sigh, then sprinkle the remaining vigour over the top and leave in an armchair until it gets hungry.

Decorate with old clothes, and serve.