Putting the Fun in Funeral

Funerals are the most fun you will ever have. Laying there, dressed to impress. Warm and beautiful. Makeup is flawless and that pose! A pose that will bring your friends and family to tears. Those tears will drop onto your face and solidify the fact you are wanted. You are loved. All anyone wants is to be loved and those tears are proof.

Pictures of you will line the walls. Flowers sent to remember you will be laid around the body that will rot faster than those buds and stems. Or if you are cremated, I can almost guarantee those flowers will live in your sister-in-laws house on her dining room table up until the point you are shipped and packaged to your mother who couldn’t come. She is stuck in a nursing home in Nebraska. It’s a shame she couldn’t come, we all wish her the best, but soon she will know how much fun a funeral can be.