(fun with clippers)

Hello Damien,

I am writing to inform you we have not accepted you for position of groomer. You did splendid on your interviews and have a strong resume. Yet, having the animals leave with various "on fleek" cuts was not appealing to our customers. You gave a show poodle a pink mohawk. You shaved the Buccaneers logo into the back of a family golden retriever. Children will ask their parents about that! How will it ever be explained? THINK OF THE CHILDREN, DAMIEN!

I digress.

Your energy and enthusiasm is like no other. I have full faith you will bounce back, like the cat that you made look like a dragon by shaving everything but a row of patches down its back.

Best of luck,

Horacio