Surprise, surprise

"Well, since we are getting to know each other better, I must tell you something. I have some issues with people eating with their mouths open, and also touching their food, like, well, I always pick my fries with a fork, and I also hate it when they spill their...

"Oh, so you're one of those clean freaks?"

"Yes, I guess so..."

"Sex with you must be really fun."