A scene I witnessed today

I was walking through a park when I saw a woman giving birth to a chicken on a bench. Just a moment later a tree cutter finally succeeded at his task to cut an oak down at which he had spent a week on. The oak falling hit an old grandpa, who got sqashed by it. A young man walked by just then, he saw the scene and kneeled down by the old man's body. "Fruitcake. I present you a knife, just one swipe down your throat and you're dead. No need for this crazy scenario with a tree." He said. Just then I saw a falling star about to hit Earth. I soon fled the scene, as I had no intensions of dying today.