Challenge
It's not you, it's me.
Write a breakup scene! Nothing too zany, please, but make it interesting. Can be a personal experience or something made up. Have fun!!
Good Lord Please!
Breakups are cliche as hell, frick the real stories about "not being right for each other", temper, and uneeded emotion. Let's talk about the breakups that involve anti-freeze and glasses with only one set of fingerprints... Please?