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Its here! It’s here!

Stand by with fear...

With red and white it’s all so blue.

Explosives blast, and rockets blow.

Friends could get hurt but so could you.

Compare no more this thing with fun...

It’s that time of month, you techy grouch

I know you’re dying, but get your

sorry, cranky, bitchy ass off the couch.

And don’t complain to me I “celebrate” too

with chocolate, wine, and more fine dine.

Nonetheless, Happy Period Time!