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World's Most Conceited Phrase Competition.
Nominate the disgustingest, cringiest, fakiest pukiest phrase in common use. Make it your title. Then briefly describe why you find the phrase so detestable. Or alternately; defend it.
ALVO in Comedy

Half orange

Used to describe your perfect half, the love of your life.

The thing is, we are not a half of something, we are not half a person. We are complete amazing and beautiful human beings. This phrase implies that you have to find someone for your life to be complete, when it’s not like that.

You don’t need to be complete, because you are already a complete human being. When we find love we find someone to share our life with, to have more fun and to be a better person, but we are whole from the precise moment that we are born.