Pen to the Paper 9

(Quick little note: I messed up while creating this challenge. It is set as democracy, rather than monarchy, but I will still be deciding the winner: not the post with the most likes. So you should still be expecting a Pen to the Paper announcement next Sunday. Now on with the biscuit--someone already uses that? Snap.)

I stared at my study guide, taking in as much information as I possibly could, when I looked up to see Nick and Maya standing in the doorway.

“Hey,” I said, closing my book.

“It’s time.”

I looked at my watch. “OH, SNAP! It’s already half past inconsistent? I gotta run!” I exclaimed, jumping from my desk chair through the door, nearly knocking Nick down in the process.

I broke through the curtains, tripping onto stage and sprawling across it.

“I’m okay!” I said, shooting up. “I think we all know why I’m here.” I walked to the back of the stage, grabbed a whiteboard, and brought it to the center of the stage. “So, quantum physics. If you multiply p by three, e by two, and add a, n, and r, you get pen paper, because I’m too lazy to add the other letters. Looking forward to the entries this week!”