Celibacy

Going back several generations, my family has placed celibacy on the mantle; it’s a value I’d like to pass down to my grandchildren. While our devoutness has waned from time to time, sometimes drifting along lesser paths, we’ve always course-corrected. I’ve seen firsthand how life-long celibacy has made my parents independent, hard-working, and productive members of society. Not only that, celibacy aids the earth in her fight against global warming and overpopulation. When I eventually have a grandchild, I’m going to sit them down and say, “Winter, the most important thing in life is celibacy. Just look how it has positively impacted my own life. I want you to have a happy, productive life and follow in my footsteps.”