Di$ney

Mice don't smile

or wear red pants.

Ducks don't talk —

or even dance.

Minnie doesn't shimmy.

Daisy's lashes are fake.

Scrooge isn't rich.

Goofy's not a flake.

Why would they think

we'd buy all this fluff?

That critters wear clothes

& other cool stuff?

'cause if we buy in

to their little game

they'll ride all our money

to riches & fame.

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