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DAMN YOU WRITERS BLOCK!!! Create a prose based on the following concept: (intended conceptually, not literally) Writers block shows up rather regularly, interrupts us, is painful, irritating and often causes headaches. Occasionally indigestion. Playing off the common phrase "aunt flow," (menstruation), one could compare aunt flow (menstruation) and writers block (anti-flow). You can use this play on words and concept to fuel a rant, a comparison, whatever you please. But I think we all agree writers block is a vile creature that must be executed without mercy. May the rage commence!
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EzraBrown

A Summary of Writers Block

Dear Writers Block

So many great ideas

Stories

Poems

All that excitement

Only to hit rock bottom

A pit of noncreativity

And endless sorrow

Why this strange phenomenon happens is still unknown to this day

There might be an alien race, with the sole purpose of writing stories

That never run out of creativity fuel

And write all the randomness they want

But sadly, we poor unfortunate souls have to endure this sea of boringness for however so long until we turn our creativity switches back on like the power

But it never happens because in winter your wireless tower is as useless as a potato

You might as well build a wireless tower of potatoes

That is how bad it is

And now I just realized

That I got rid of writers block

By ranting about writers block

A writers block paradox within the Matrix

That doesn't make sense

Bye.

-Me