Challenge
It's time for another fun challenge, Creating New Nursery Rhymes. See the description.
This time, give a nursery rhyme a completely different spin. Try to keep it short or at least within the words allowed. Best one wins the Crazy Nursery Rhyme Award. So get original, get creative. To get an idea, I have done three for you to check out. Have fun with this!! But I have to add that you must tag me as @Danceinsilence in the comment box. Not doing so will disqualify your work.(Leave the profanity at the door. And nothing overtly sexual.)
Mr. Bigbelly
Just met someone silly,
With a large tummy
Down the Absurd Alley,
Known as Mr. Bigbelly!
Of course, he is funny,
With a belly like a jelly
And a stout wife Molly,
Whose mind is full of folly!
Though he is forty,
People call him farty
He is the real Humpty Dumpty,
Living life like a party
If you sense something smelly,
In this Absurd Alley,
Trust me, it is definitely,
Our old Mr. Bigbelly
Children say he is naughty,
But who loves to meet him? Not me!
So better make your minds jolly,
And stay out of the Absurd Alley!