Why

I failed AP Biology and so I became the villain for extra credit so I could at least have a C.

I'm my professor's sidekick too. He's pretty chill. He gave me a uniform WITH POCKETS! I guess he heard me always complaining about having to carry a bag to keep my phone and stuff in because girls' jeans don't have real pockets or the pockets aren't even big enough to fit a fricking quarter in. He's quite feministic.

Also, he buys me lunch on the weekends, especially if I work late that week so that's cool too.

Other benefits include:

Protection from anyone due to personal bodyguard(s)

Always getting neat little gadgets and tools to test out. I got to try out a freeze ray. Poor fish...

Learning things I missed in the class for whatever reason.

I now know my way around the ENTIRE city without getting lost, both during the day and night!

Essentially, my boss has practically become my father... i get dad energy from him, ya know?