Challenge
It's time for another fun challenge, Creating New Nursery Rhymes. See the description.
This time, give a nursery rhyme a completely different spin. Try to keep it short or at least within the words allowed. Best one wins the Crazy Nursery Rhyme Award. So get original, get creative. To get an idea, I have done three for you to check out. Have fun with this!! But I have to add that you must tag me as @Danceinsilence in the comment box. Not doing so will disqualify your work.(Leave the profanity at the door. And nothing overtly sexual.)
Alice’s Real Identity- Repost
The Queen of Hearts
she always thwarts,
Just like this summer’s day;
The Knave of hearts,
he plays his parts,
but is just tactless prey.
The King of Hearts,
for all his smarts,
the signs he does ignore;
when he departs
all of his darts
go to the Knave once more.
The Princess Heart
does not impart
that all these crimes are hers;
With crafty plots
she thinks are arts
who’d think Alice was theirs?