Challenge
It's time for another fun challenge, Creating New Nursery Rhymes. See the description.
This time, give a nursery rhyme a completely different spin. Try to keep it short or at least within the words allowed. Best one wins the Crazy Nursery Rhyme Award. So get original, get creative. To get an idea, I have done three for you to check out. Have fun with this!! But I have to add that you must tag me as @Danceinsilence in the comment box. Not doing so will disqualify your work.(Leave the profanity at the door. And nothing overtly sexual.)
Not The Way You Remember Them
Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack jumped over the candlestick.
He slipped on a banana peel,
knocking himself out.
There was an old lady
who lived in a shoe.
Her breath smelled like feet.
Mary had a little lamb.
That was a surprise to her parents.