Dream Boat

When I cannot sleep at night, I sometimes pretend to be on a boat.

I have no idea why.

I hate the ocean. I'd hate to be on a boat.

But it helps me fall asleep. Maybe it's the isolation that comes with being on a boat. This thought that, "I'm alone on a boat in the middle of the ocean. Guess I should sleep, not like there's much else for me to do."

And just like that, I'm out cold.