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Looking for someone who wants a 5’8” girl who cooks (or at least tries to) and bakes (and does a damn good job of it). She sings (sometimes so off key and sometimes so loudly that you may wish you were deaf). She is semi-athletic, semi-genius, semi-narcissistic, and semi-sweet (like a chocolate chip). She may not win you over by looks or first impressions (neither of which are sources of pride), but if you hang around for a bit, she’ll cuddle, play with your hair, bake cinnamon rolls in the shape of your name, and beat you at checkers, chess, monopoly, exploding kittens, Uno, scategories, and Skipbo. She loves board games, writing, stand-up comedy (or all comedy) and movies (except horror... she’s scary enough as it is (although now that she thinks about it, that isn't really a selling point)).

She is looking for someone with a bright smile, life skills (hopefully cooking is one of them), low expectations, abs and the -cepts (such as bi- and tri-) (if not feasible, just strong and tall enough to learn swing dancing with), and preferably within 4 years of her age.

Ps. Also does not want someone who breathes through cancer sticks or is addicted to adult bubble juice.