“Ow, fuck!”

I’d like my last words to be something I randomly say, unaware they will be the last thing my earthly mouth utters. While I have never been one for spontaneity, I think I’d rather my last words be something I don’t plan as I do everything else. (Even still, something along the lines of Roald Dahl’s final words, a proclamation of love for his family followed by “ow, fuck!” would be a good way for me to go.)