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Things you shouldn't say on your first date.
Write something that you shouldn't say on your first date. The most hilarious one wins.
StormAtSea in Comedy

Your eyes

You’ve got such lovely eyes….my ex had the same colour. Red goes well with that colour, I can tell you – you might want to give it a try, next time maybe?