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Things you shouldn't say on your first date.
Write something that you shouldn't say on your first date. The most hilarious one wins.
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Ra3 in Comedy

Thinking Ahead

“You know,” one says contemplatively, “I’ve been planning this for a while.”

“Yeah?”

“Oh yes. Remember that project we partnered for in seventh grade? Since then. Down to the food I'll order in exactly 22 minutes.”

“Ummm...” says their companion, a senior, remembering it clearly and suddenly wanting to run.