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Things you shouldn't say on your first date.
Write something that you shouldn't say on your first date. The most hilarious one wins.
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ksilver in Comedy

Too Soon

Last March I went on my first date in four years. Instead of him sitting across from me, he put our chairs together, put his arm around me, and rested his hand on my leg. I told him affection and PDA give me anxiety. That was our only date.