Master Plan

I've tried to imagine every possible way that I could die, regardless of how remote or unlikely, commonplace or bizarre, flat-out or convoluted. 

I've compiled the ultimate list...and keep adding to it daily.  

It isn't that I want to try and avoid dying in these ways - oh, no-no-no.  That would be silly.  We all will die and I have zero desire to control my fate, much less change it.

Simply put, I make the list because I never, ever, ever seem to guess correctly on anything.   Not lottery numbers or which passport control line to get in. 

So...making this list of guesses means that there are only two possible outcomes for me.  

I will either:

1. Know, with my last thought, that I finally guessed something right.

                                        ~or~

2. Be absolutely surprised in my final moment of existence.

Either way isn't a bad way to go.