The News - POV Best Friend

The News: I have just been told by my Marine recruiter that I will be shipping this month rather than two months from now. From 60-something days to 19, I am moments away from a life changing chapter. I express my excitement to my best friend and wait for her response...

Her response: "Great. You're telling me that I have to prepare myself mentally, physically and emotionally... I can't even do that now." Then proceeds to cry buckets.

Answer to response: [Buys her Jack in the Box]