Merry Christmas From 2020

From the bottom of my cold heart,

I wish you a Merry Christmas.

I hope the melting icicles don’t fall on the carolers,

As they wish you a Merry Christmas.

Don’t sing too close together now. Don’t even touch,

On this infectious Merry Christmas.

Santa probably won’t die of covid-19 this year,

On this Merry Christmas.

If he does die, the stores are open,

If you could afford a Merry Christmas.

Here are your presents! A mask, a ventilator, and a casket.

Merry Christmas.

Maybe the bad little boys and girls will get a vaccine instead of coal,

For a Merry Christmas next year.